I've been a little inspired by the Sheeple in Enid that are meeting under the big tent at 7 for their kool-aid.
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You might be a member of the Uptight Citizens Brigade if:
You can't have an adult conversation without getting offended every thirty seconds.
You don't know the difference between someone stating an opinion and someone being angry - just because I have an opinion doesn't mean I'm angry - jackass.
Your whole world comes completely undone if someone utters a remotely profane word and you immediately have to seek religious counsel about it.
Nothing bad ever, ever happens in your world because you are a Shiny Happy Person with blinders on that follows the crowd and you would gladly take a cup of the kool-aid if it meant maintaining the peace and anyone that dare comment on the state of the world is just a big meany head.
You think Harry Potter is the work of Satan.
You think Jerry Falwell was a stand-up guy. Those tellytubies are queers, by golly, and it's about time someone said so.
You will gladly allow the government to walk all over you because you have no voice at all to tell them to get the fuck off.
You would rather sit back and call people names for standing up for what they believe in than get off your ass and actually have a cause.
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You might be a member of the Uptight Citizens Brigade if:
You can't have an adult conversation without getting offended every thirty seconds.
You don't know the difference between someone stating an opinion and someone being angry - just because I have an opinion doesn't mean I'm angry - jackass.
Your whole world comes completely undone if someone utters a remotely profane word and you immediately have to seek religious counsel about it.
Nothing bad ever, ever happens in your world because you are a Shiny Happy Person with blinders on that follows the crowd and you would gladly take a cup of the kool-aid if it meant maintaining the peace and anyone that dare comment on the state of the world is just a big meany head.
You think Harry Potter is the work of Satan.
You think Jerry Falwell was a stand-up guy. Those tellytubies are queers, by golly, and it's about time someone said so.
You will gladly allow the government to walk all over you because you have no voice at all to tell them to get the fuck off.
You would rather sit back and call people names for standing up for what they believe in than get off your ass and actually have a cause.
5 comments:
Sounds like we need to slip some x-lax into some ones coffee? If he does not drink coffee, they offer fast dissolving tablets for easy ingestion.
He sounds like it may un-clinch his ass cheeks, which seem to be so tight that they have become engorged all the way up to his head...
I HATE HATE HATE it when I dare to have a dissenting opinion and people are all like "Don't get mad!"
Brother, you ain't SEEEEN mad yet.
Bah.
Pooh.
Assclowns.
"Brother, you ain't SEEEEN mad yet."
Exactly.
Yes, Demon, I think some ex-lax is in order, but I would have to get it in bulk....
AMEN and I wish I had said it.
nice.
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