Got a funny memo today - thought I would share. First, I have to tell a small story so you'll understand the last part. One of the interns this summer is a high school girl. She babysat for one of the female attorneys that has a 2 year old boy - we'll call him "Sam." While she was babysitting, "Sam" asked her if she had big boobies. Here's the memo. The version we got was typed on SJ's old typewriter in his office by the man himself. You may not get it, but we thought it was hilarious and I know at least a couple of you will enjoy it.
"As you know the current administration is making a list of people to be detained should a national emergency be declared by President Chaney and National Security Advisor Karl Rove. Tonight from 5:30 to 7:00 will be the last opportunity for those of you who are suspect (drive Volvos, political registration suspect, don't support our troops, watch old Jane Fonda movies or buy Dixie Chick dvds) to avoid detention. We are hosting a reception with a light amount of food and drink for Senator _________, one of the two candidates for Lt. Governor (the other is _________) _________ is also general partner for the OKC (politically incorrect) Redhawks. You need not contribute except for your presence. Please feel free to attend, we would love to have you. Please bring picture ID for Atty General Gonzalez. P.S. Women who come, if between the ages of 13 & 65 should avoid Sam."
"As you know the current administration is making a list of people to be detained should a national emergency be declared by President Chaney and National Security Advisor Karl Rove. Tonight from 5:30 to 7:00 will be the last opportunity for those of you who are suspect (drive Volvos, political registration suspect, don't support our troops, watch old Jane Fonda movies or buy Dixie Chick dvds) to avoid detention. We are hosting a reception with a light amount of food and drink for Senator _________, one of the two candidates for Lt. Governor (the other is _________) _________ is also general partner for the OKC (politically incorrect) Redhawks. You need not contribute except for your presence. Please feel free to attend, we would love to have you. Please bring picture ID for Atty General Gonzalez. P.S. Women who come, if between the ages of 13 & 65 should avoid Sam."
